Why Can't My Kids Enjoy McD Junk?

I am not really a bad father. Really. Don't believe what the brood reports. After all, I am guilty of bribing them with McDonald's, once-in-a-while. But even I have to back off a bit when the crazy clown is pushing tchochkes with heavy metal content. And I don't mean Metallica (although that might be just as bad, considering my kids' taste in tunes).

Cadmium in in the painted design on "Shrek"-themed drinking glasses being sold at McDonald's. So the burger-miester is recalling something like 12 million of the cheap (U.S.-made. Huh, not China?) collectibles.